"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds
Professionalism @ Cornell
  • Oleg: You are making me regret not taking the Arup offer in NYC, missy.
  • Me: Haha success! ...It's a fun job, [but] if you didn't enjoy the lack of structure and chaos of the pump project or the Mechatronics project, then it can get old pretty quick.
  • Oleg: No, because people are professionals in 225.
  • Me: Hahaha "professionals." More like brofessionals.

Friends let friends roll around in their hard-earned cash.

Friends let friends roll around in their hard-earned cash.


Rap Sheet
  • Brooklyn Boy: I really want to play on the playground, but I don't want the police to kick me out again.
  • Me: Again?
  • Brooklyn Boy: Yeah. It's happened three times already.
  • Me: You are officially my most favorite person ever.

Pep Talk
  • Peter: I'm rockin' Gizoogle fo' tha rest of dis chat, just so you know. Props fo' remindin' mah crazy ass bout dis site.
  • Me: Oh, you are most certainly welcome.
  • Peter: Oh yeah, put 50 shades through Gizoogle. I'm gonna fail this pulmonary test.
  • Me: Haha that's a great idea. I keep getting "50 Shadez of Gay." Da fuq.
  • Peter: I put my notes in: CO bindz ta Hb wit a affinitizzle of bout 240x dat of O2. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Did Gizoogle just give me a pep talk to study harder?

Latin Temper, Pt. 1
  • Me: Jeeeesus... The day I meet someone ready to have a real discussion conceding other people's points as reasonable [even if they don't agree with them], I'll know he's a keeper.
  • Eli: I hate it when they do that!
  • Me: Like they have to EXPLAIN it all to us. They can kiss my fine Latina ass, as I walk away.

Greetings from Arizona
  • Me: How's AZ?
  • R: Its great
  • Getting some sin on my pasty thighs
  • Sun*

Excerpts from today's conversations
  • Me: This is a Thug Hat, not a Homeless Hat. Know the difference!
  • ...
  • The Brother: You ain't more thug.
  • Me: Well, I'm the one wearing the thug hat.
  • The Brother: That's like saying Dumb is the smart one in Dumb & Dumber.
  • Me: Well, he is, because English.
  • ...
  • Me: Dejame en paz!
  • The brother: You think talking in that crazy ching-chong language I don't understand is gonna make me stop?

I'm a terrible speller
  • [Redacted]: I'm going to make it a goal to hook up with at least 1 girl a week.
  • Me: Whore :P
  • [Redacted]: And by hook up I mean totally bone, not just make out. I'm going to have like 50 STDs. LMAO.
  • Me: Gross
  • [Redacted]: You misspelled "hot."