"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds

…If the greatest adversity you face is some nitwit asking if you’re planning to work at Starbucks for the rest of your life because you majored in English, kindly remind him that Starbucks has great benefits and really great lattes. And then throw one in his face. Just kidding, tell him your mom works there with a confused look on your face. Kidding again; tell him you’re not worried about money because you’ve got something on the side and then wink at him. Kidding! Ask him if he’s happy slinging insurance. Sorry! I’m done.

Look… You are never going to make everyone happy with your decisions, but that’s why they’re called your decisions – they’re only supposed to make you happy.

Now go be nice to your local barista because some people actually do work at Starbucks and most of them are pretty nice. And by nice I mean hot.


—leyn:

stephfo:

Omg I’ve been loving Sassy Lily lately.

oddly enough, me too.

As much of a brat as Lily is, I wanted to high-five her all the way to Toy-R-Us for this. God damn.


myluckyscrunchie:

In case you aren’t following JTF on the twatter. Because you should be.

Putting them in their place. #bamf

myluckyscrunchie:

In case you aren’t following JTF on the twatter. Because you should be.

Putting them in their place. #bamf


Filed under Comebacks For Future Use.

Filed under Comebacks For Future Use.


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