"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds

daaammmnn girl are you the sun cuz you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me

(Source: troublemade)


lostsplendor:

Brooks Brothers Launches Great Gatsby Collection 

Photographs via The Gatsby Lookbook (via The Great Gatsby Collection)

Despite my lack of excitement for the new film adaptation, I’m pretty darn excited for these.

Dear men: This.

*swoon*


O_O

Damn. That burn was so harsh, I think y’all deorbited.

(Source: watchitfadeaway)


niallinsnapbacks:

Justin Timberlake | Dress On

“If you want, we can go back to my place, hang out, listen to some JT. Sound good?”

Uh, not a good idea. Good Lawd.


Old news, but GD this is one hell of a way to kick-start your weekend.


❝Mike is studying to be a police officer. He’s doing quite well, and he’s got the right demeanor. And he’s racist enough too, to work for Miami Dade.❞
(My Mom, RE: a former coworker of mine)


—leyn:

stephfo:

Omg I’ve been loving Sassy Lily lately.

oddly enough, me too.

As much of a brat as Lily is, I wanted to high-five her all the way to Toy-R-Us for this. God damn.


The Hood Internet | Pyramidspeak (Frank Ocean x Purity Ring)

And I am just hearing this now. Y’all need to tell me about things like this. Come on now.


What best friends are for
  • Eliana: [sexy winky-face emoticon]
  • Me: That looks like a hooker with a lazy eye.
  • Eliana: Oh, so you?

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Filed under Comebacks For Future Use.