"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds
Gifts From Boyfriends
  • Me: OMG OMG OMG they're opening a chocolate shop!!! THEY MAKE CHOCOLATE SHOES!
  • A: That's so fabulous! I can't remember the last time I got chocolates from a man.
  • S: Hahahaha... Last thing I got from Tom was mustard. It counts. I know it's just gotta count in some way.

dogshaming:

Toby is no jeanius
0 days since I ate the crotch out of mums jeans..„Im also a bag fan of her underwear and cardigan sleeves…

omg

dogshaming:

Toby is no jeanius

0 days since I ate the crotch out of mums jeans..„Im also a bag fan of her underwear and cardigan sleeves…

omg


DEAD.


reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”


Yes.

Yes.

(Source: elfauno)


#USA

#USA


I just had the world’s most disgusting lunch.

But it’s over now.

(Sandy pants)


elequipoargentino:

"Le tiré agua a Sabella porque lo vi demasiado nervioso"- Lavezzi

OMG



tastefullyoffensive:

Emails from the House Sitter [grimmalkin/picrequests]