3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”
I just had the world’s most disgusting lunch.
But it’s over now.❞
"Le tiré agua a Sabella porque lo vi demasiado nervioso"- Lavezzi
Lady friend: Those weren’t the things I said before.Me: What did you tell me before?Her: I don’t remember.Me: Ha. So you remember I didn’t like it, but you don’t remember what it was? #womenHer: I remember. I just don’t want to tell you. So. I don’t remember. #women