"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “When I have red pants on, that means I’m Spider-Man!”
4yo (rolling his eyes): “Spider-Man doesn’t poop his pants.”


Yes.

Yes.

(Source: elfauno)


#USA

#USA


I just had the world’s most disgusting lunch.

But it’s over now.

(Sandy pants)


elequipoargentino:

"Le tiré agua a Sabella porque lo vi demasiado nervioso"- Lavezzi

OMG



tastefullyoffensive:

Emails from the House Sitter [grimmalkin/picrequests]


amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

Yes.

(Source: wellmuddasick)


On memory

sothenshe:

Lady friend:  Those weren’t the things I said before.
Me:  What did you tell me before?
Her:  I don’t remember.
Me:  Ha. So you remember I didn’t like it, but you don’t remember what it was? #women
Her:  I remember. I just don’t want to tell you. So. I don’t remember. #women

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