"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds

tastefullyoffensive:

Emails from the House Sitter [grimmalkin/picrequests]


amerikhantrash:

Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.

Yes.

(Source: wellmuddasick)


On memory

sothenshe:

Lady friend:  Those weren’t the things I said before.
Me:  What did you tell me before?
Her:  I don’t remember.
Me:  Ha. So you remember I didn’t like it, but you don’t remember what it was? #women
Her:  I remember. I just don’t want to tell you. So. I don’t remember. #women

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(x)


YES.

(Source: sean3116)


fit-madness:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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❝Oh, I’m still gonna f*ck up. It’s my right as an American.❞
(RJB, re: our upcoming Atlantic City trip.)


❝Let the games begin. I brought Pedialyte just in case.❞
(The Calexican)


—leyn:

MY TINIEST MUNCHKIN ♡

—leyn:

MY TINIEST MUNCHKIN 


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