Matt S: you know what today is?
Me: Oh God
you hideous nipple
Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.
Go home Target. You’re drunk. #wut
Oprah has revealed the 2013 list of her Favorite Things™, which is an assortment of insane Christmas gift ideas from the mind of a woman who is richer than God. “You’ll find everything from the whimsical stocking stuffer to the over-the-top indulgence,” she writes on her website.