"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds
hungryrunner:

I have never seen anything more perfect than this in my entire life.

hungryrunner:

I have never seen anything more perfect than this in my entire life.

(Source: coconutmilk83)


A Beyonce soundboard for all your needs.


stay-purple:

akinky-unicorn:

wilwheaton:

idontlikeyourcat:

iamnotagoodman:

this is new territory i’ve never wanted to marry a women’s luger before

Simply adorable.

I love how joyful she is. It’s impossible for me to look at this and not smile.

What a cutie

i would wife her


disneyismyescape:

olaf likes 2 play dress up and i like to pretend i can art 


#NYCdating

#NYCdating

(Source: astrvm)


❝Kellan Lutz says he is not dating Miley Cyrus. There have been rumors that Kellan Lutz and Miley Cyrus are dating, but Lutz says they are “just good friends.” Kellan Lutz and Miley Cyrus. “Hey, I’d like you to meet my friends, Kellan Lutz and Miley Cyrus.” “I’m sorry, what?” “Kellan Lutz and Miley Cyrus.” “Oh, hello. I’m Bob Smith, and this is Sue Jones.” Kellan Lutz and Miley Cyrus! They are signs of the future, when all these young Jaydens and Addisons and Paxons and Peytons grow up. A whole generation of people with space names. Grampa Kellan. Ol’ missus Miley. “Hi, I’m your boss and my name is Makayla.” “This is our C.E.O., Ayden.” What have we done to names? Kellan Lutz is not dating Miley Cyrus. Those are just sounds! Guttural grunts and hisses, that’s all. Used to be that Liz Taylor was dating Dick Burton. Now it’s Bleepblorp and Zzyzk aren’t a couple. The system is unraveling. Everything is crumbling. President Rylee. Prime Minister Bryson. We’re all doomed. But anyway, Whosie and Whatsie aren’t dating. So there you have it.❞
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Vanity Fair, via Page Six (via stickyhide)

JUST ABOUT DIED AND I DON’T HAVE A LIVING WILL AND TESTAMENT.

(via theporkchopadventures)

Can’t. Breathe.

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Dying. Dead.

(Source: yggdrasilly)


Super cool.


"Don’t give me no Bud Light, no. I want a Corona."

Seems legit.


tarsuswhore:

sexhaver:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

turnt the fuck up

I’m laughing so hard fuck