christinefriar:

This occurred to me just now and I did not ask any questions.

thefuzzydave:

oonce oonce oonce oonce

I think I just died.

(Source: awesomeastrogirl)

Hahahaha

myluckyscrunchie:

“There are two things the Delta Gamma sorority’s University of Maryland chapter refuses to tolerate. The first is Delta Gammas who are “LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD.” The second is young ladies who are “so fucking BORING.” Last week, bitches got told.”

—

The Most Deranged Sorority Girl Email You Will Ever Read

I am awkward snorting at my desk from laughing so hard.

As a former sorority girl with fond memories of greek week events, I say to this girl:

WELL DONE, LET’S BE FRIENDS.

(And I’ll teach her that “CUNT PUNT” is a yes, but “FAGGOT” is a no.)

Jenna and I literally spent an hour at dinner the other weekend laughing until we cried remembering how clinically insane girls go when they’re in sororities. I say this as someone who was in one. There is just no way you can have that many girls involved in one organization and not have some kind of epic shit go down at least once a month.

OMG. “Cunt punt” was the end of me. I am so done.

loveography:

mystrangereality:

*closes laptop*

I quit.

(Source: dumbesttweets)

(Source: cloududart)

daaammmnn girl are you the sun cuz you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me

(Source: troublemade)

molls:

A hoodie for a windy day

reasonsmysoniscrying:

His brother pretended to sing for one second.