"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds
❝Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.❞
((via bl-ossomed)

(Source: unextinguished)


❝Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.❞

(via hoochiemermaid)

Thank you.

(via danielleslay)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle)


Holla Back in NYC
  • <b> <b></b> <b></b> Catcaller:</b> Hello beautiful. How was your evening?<p><b>Me:</b> ....It was great, thanks for asking.<p><b>CC:</b> Really? Well if it was so great, then why are you walking home alone all by yourself?<p><b>Me:</b> Because I'm exhausted and I'd rather not be bothered, thanks.<p><b>CC:</b> Well that's a bit rude. You should at least thank me for the compliment.<p><b>Me:</b> Well if I really gave a fuck about your opinion, I might. But I don't, so I won't.<p><b>CC:</b> Wow. Why the foul language?<p><b>Me:</b> Because I have a sailor mouth. So what? Now, move along.<p><b>CC:</b> Wow you really are a bitch.<p><b>Me:</b> Funny you should say that. Bitch is actually my middle name. Now quit being so butthurt and scurry along.<p><b>CC:</b> (walks ahead and mutters over shoulder) ..... Skank.<p><b>Me:</b> Oh, go fuck yourself.<p><p><p>

❝You know who your real work friends are because history is turned off on all your Gchat conversations.❞
(Real talk at lunch)

Nothing like that first shower in your new place after moving boxes and unpacking for 6hrs. Goodnight!

❝So let me get this straight: you pounded 2 beers each in 20 minutes to get back to the club that you were about to be thrown out of for being too drunk from those very same beers? Ain’t that funny.❞
(Sandy Pants)

New York Life

Thursday before payday:

Payday morning:

After paying rent the next day + for the next 2 weeks:

Well when you put it like that.

Well when you put it like that.

This guy I grabbed a drink with tonight asked me “Do you trust me?” about 5 times in a very charming manner before doing something sweet, and I kept wondering to myself if there was any way on Earth he could know that Aladdin was my favorite movie growing up and that that line gets me every time.