"My sails are always ready, my anchor always stowed. And though I found my harbor, I set sail again, because that’s what ships were meant to do."
-- Prescott Reynolds

So last night I met the son of a VP at Hearst Corporation. What is my life?


Nerd Achievement Unlocked: Printed out some hipster glasses at work!

Nerd Achievement Unlocked: Printed out some hipster glasses at work!


We had a pre-screening of Annelise’s latest piece at the office yesterday. I nearly cried in front of my coworkers. Nearly.

We make a magic box that empowers bright minds around the globe. Our work changes lives. I feel so lucky to be able to say that. Well worth the long hours.

(Source: youtube.com)


Back from work, finally. Sipping wine from my company mug. Cheers. #class #everydayI’mhustlin’

Back from work, finally. Sipping wine from my company mug. Cheers.

#class #everydayI’mhustlin’


Rude drunks can go fuck themselves.

Or at the very least just go home.

That is all.


Professionalism @ Cornell
  • Oleg: You are making me regret not taking the Arup offer in NYC, missy.
  • Me: Haha success! ...It's a fun job, [but] if you didn't enjoy the lack of structure and chaos of the pump project or the Mechatronics project, then it can get old pretty quick.
  • Oleg: No, because people are professionals in 225.
  • Me: Hahaha "professionals." More like brofessionals.

“What?! Lol. BAH”

Pooja captures my feelings about my run-in with Edward Norton at a stationery shop in East Village and not even processing said run-in was happening. *womp womp*


Men who call instead of text to make plans.

Me gustan.

In related news, someone has a date this weekend. What.


My coworkers commented that HR will start making them step up their appearance because us new kids dress so nicely. This is how I normally dress. Sorry not sorry.

My coworkers commented that HR will start making them step up their appearance because us new kids dress so nicely. This is how I normally dress.

Sorry not sorry.


Slow clap for me

Lost the keys to my apartment. I haven’t even moved in yet.

Aaand I left the iron on in my friend’s apartment this morning and just noticed now.

Sometimes I’m not very good at being an adult.